Chibz if you ever want to practice capping on points you can come to harvest, for a little training. I'm sure our captain won't mind if I ask. I know you really want to try it!
“Thanks. It might be fun to visit Harvest! I think I should try to get my own team to try and capture some of our points with me here, too.”
OMG a straight guy doesn’t find a woman attractive? she should feel AWFUL! paramore girl, don’t you know you have a obligation to please mr. straight guy? what the hell is wrong with you?
go sit in a corner and feel shitty about yourself.
((To be fair, there was one about a straight girl thinking Justin Beiber was not attractive. Sometimes people will make spiteful submissions in the same formula to reply to one they found offensive. This may or may not be the case.
Either way, it’s just people’s opinions. Oh well))
Reblog and write the opposite of your URL
your-tragic-lesbian-relationship
oh
yanderemalecitizen
Uh…
don’t-ask-infinte-blue-africans
Huh.
battle-zbihc
I got nothing
Once upon a time, there lived a happy family in a tiny house.
The family found a sleeping baby and decided to keep her safe inside the house because they loved her very much.
The baby grew up and left her home to have adventures on her own. Even though she left, she still loved them and promised to send them home lots of nice things.
Outside her house, she found a new home and lots of new friends, and they all loved her very much, too.
One day, a magical fairy showed up to tell her the Bunny Prince was having a ball and that she should go and bring her new friends.
The fairy gave her a beautiful dress and made her very pretty.
Everyone was at the Bunny Prince’s ball. Dancing and having fun.
The Prince saw the girl and said “Hey there, little dame! You look just like our old Bunny Queen! You must be the Bunny Princess!”
Then the Prince let her stay in the Carrot Castle so she can help him take care of all the bunnies. And she invited all of her new friends and her family to stay with her.
And then everyone got a bunny and they all lived happily ever after. The End.
When Chibz goes to check the suggestion box next, she'll find it's moving- vibrating to be exact. How weird. Upon closer inspection of the inside of the box, she'll find a big, buzzing vibrator inside, among the various scraps of paper (most of which were just scribbled out penises and boobs). It's a wonder who did it, really.
Anonymous
the main font used for the logo, menu, etc (even on the official site) is selznick remix nf
the dialogue is dream orphans
the “and” in “ladies and gentlemen
?” is precious
the win/leader count is ritzy remix (nf)
the timer…
